DatingJosh

I am addicted to Seinfeld reruns. This shit is like crack to me! The one on tonight was absolutely priceless: George tells a woman he took to dinner, as he is dropping her off for the evening, that he doesn’t want to come up “for coffee.” Some great one-liners in this one.

Lots of people drink coffee at night. “Yeah, people who work at NORAD!”

Listening to George hang himself as he leaves her a message on her answering machine had me rolling on the couch! Sadly, I have left messages like this myself. Why the hell is it so hard to leave a message on a woman’s answering machine? I swear, I have an easier time differentiating charmed quarks from strange quarks!

Of course, Jerry breaks up with a woman simply because she likes the cotton Dockers commercial. Oh, and he is lactose intolerant: “I have no patience for lactose. I won’t stand for it!”

So that is that. The Phillies beat the Mets tonight. And I still miss Kim. She is one of the few women I have met who quotes Seinfeld episodes as much as I do.